LeBron on whether Melo to the Lakers was possible: "I have no idea...don't we already have 15 roster spots?"

詹姆斯谈甜瓜有可能加入湖人吗：“我完全不知道……我们的阵容名单已经满员了吧？”

[–][PHI] Eric Snowgustriandos 2705 指標 9小時前

lebron wants to avoid that question so badly

76人球迷：老詹是真想回避那个问题啊。

[–]TimberwolvesKaptainKoivu 602 指標 7小時前

It's a pretty relatable situation any time your friend casually mentions "oh yeah your spot would be great to work at" but they just wouldn't be a good fit. So you just kind of awkwardly skirt around it and try not to mention it again.

森林狼球迷：此情此景挺能让人感同身受的。就好比你朋友随口提到：“哎对啦，你那儿挺适合工作的”，但事实就是他跟你的单位完全不搭啊。然后你就只能尴尬地绕开这话题，尽量不再提起这事。

[–]IgorAMG 438 指標 5小時前

"Nah man, you'll hate it here, one of my coworkers straight up spat in some dude's face and another used to blow air in my face just to annoy me."

“算啦算啦，你会恨死这地方的。我的一个同事你知道吧，直接把口水吐别人脸上了，而另一个同事以前常在我耳边吹气，就是为了惹恼我。”

[–]WarriorsKlay_Bongson 140 指標 5小時前

“And this other coworker, he’s kind of new, his dad drops him off at work everyday but straight up won’t leave and talks shit about everyone until the boss gets security to escort him out. He even tried to force the company to hire his other son who is very much under qualified, can you believe that? I don’t think they’re looking to hire anytime soon after that haha.”

“还有这么一位同事，他差不多算是个新人，他爸每天送他来上班，但就是不会离开单位，反而开始说每个人的坏话，直到老板让保安把他爸请出去。他爸有一回甚至还强迫公司把他那个非常不够格的弟弟也给雇喽，你敢信？我觉得我们单位在这事之后短期内就没啥招人的想法啦，哈哈。”

[–]CavaliersAFlaccidNarwhal 287 指標 9小時前

LeBron for Melo straight up

骑士球迷：勒布朗甜瓜极限一换一！

[–][DAL] Dennis SmithMysteriagant 90 指標 8小時前

Who says no

独行侠球迷：谁赞成谁反对？

[–]Clippersdarkest__timeline 94 指標 7小時前

If LeBron really wanted him on the team he would be on the Lakers immediately

快船球迷：如果詹姆斯真的想让甜瓜来湖人，那甜瓜会马上出现在队里的。

[–][DAL] Dennis SmithMysteriagant 644 指標 8小時前

He wants to say no but Melo is his boy. He's a good friend

独行侠球迷：詹姆斯其实不想让甜瓜来，但是甜瓜是他兄弟（所以他只能回避问题）。老詹是个好朋友啊。

[–]klawhileonard 240 指標 6小時前

Lebron frantically trying to fill up any potential roster spots with Lakers G league players

听及甜瓜有可能来湖人，詹姆斯发疯似地寻找湖人下属发展联盟球队的球员来补上大名单中任何一个可能出现的空缺。

[–]76ersgreblah 214 指標 6小時前

Bah gawd that's Andre Ingram's music

安德烈-英格拉姆的背景音乐此时响起！ [译注1]

[译注1][美国JRs之声]安德烈-英格拉姆奋斗史让人敬佩，美球迷：他还是一名物理学学士>>

[–]Knickscrototype 610 指標 9小時前

Bron like "don't we already have Alex Caruso?"

詹姆斯就好像在说“咱不是已经有亚历克斯-卡鲁索了嘛？”

[–]NBAEagle20_Fox2 127 指標 9小時前

"Don't we already have Slava Medvedenko?"

“咱不是已经有了斯拉瓦-梅德维登科了吗？” [译注2]

[译注2] 梅德维登科于2006年和湖人签约过1年合同。

[–][WAS] Gheorghe Muresankubideh_fuckdwight 1543 指標 9小時前

when that friend wants to hang out but there’s gonna be girls...

这就好像，你朋友想跟你一起去潇洒，但去的地方会有不少妞……

[–]ChrisDurningham 132 指標 8小時前

Translation: Melo is my bro, but nah we don’t need him

我来翻译翻译：甜瓜是我兄弟，但是拉倒吧，我们不需要他。

[–][DET] Kyle Singlerguideeyes 382 指標 9小時前

i feel bad that i can relate to this am i an asshole

层主啊，我竟然对你的描述有同感，我现在感觉不太好，难道我很渣嘛？

[–][MIL] Bill ZopfFKJVMMP 480 指標 9小時前

Nah fuck that friend.

If you can’t hang out with women without making them uncomfortable or making your friends look bad I’m not gonna invite you to shit. Learn to be a decent human and you’ll have a social life.

不不，那个朋友可以往后稍稍。

如果他跟女人们一起玩的时候总会让她们不舒服或者让他自己的朋友脸上无光，那我特么是绝对不会邀请这种人的。 请活出点人样来，这样你才会有社交生活。

[–]JohnHavliczech 458 指標 8小時前

I do the opposite. I have a super hot and suave friend that I never invite when girls are around because they all just become obsessed with him. Sorry Gordon...

我则恰恰相反。我有个非常儒雅随和而且长得也很有b数的朋友，当我们组的局有姑娘时，我从不邀请他，因为她们全都会被我朋友迷住。对不起啦戈登…

[–]CavaliersArmyof21Monkeys 257 指標 8小時前

Sounds like Gordon is doing just fine for himself tho haha

骑士球迷：听起来你那位叫戈登的朋友也不缺妞啊哈哈。

[–]SpursLaDeMarcusAldrozen 201 指標 8小時前

But he has no guy friends, just neck deep in tits all the time, sad. Save Gordon, punch him in the nose.

但是他没有男性朋友，成日只知埋头苦干，悲哀呀！挽救戈登吧！朝他鼻子抡几拳！

[–]Lakerssetphasorstolove 1030 指標 8小時前

This is like in pickup ball where that one dude that sucks asks you to pick him up and you gotta pretend like you already have 5

湖人球迷：这就像在打野球时，一个打得很烂的家伙要你带他一个，然后你得假装你们队已经满员了。

[–]ZarathustraWakes 248 指標 7小時前

underrated comment, better analogy than the guy you don't bring around chicks

楼上这评论恨万亮啊，比“有妞在就不带某位朋友”的那个比喻恰当多了。

[–]12footjumpshot 108 指標 5小時前

But it’s less on an analogy and more like what is literally happening.

与其说是比喻，不如说是目前真实发生的情况啊。

[–]eparedes19 80 指標 5小時前

“Ya’ll got 5?”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... yeeeeeeaaaahhh.... im pretty sure”

“你的队人满了嘛，带我一个？”

“额……对..对啊…满啦。”

[–]spanish_song 100 指標 8小時前

BLOCK BY JAMES !

詹姆斯送上一记大帽！

[–]CavaliersISOballisbadmostly 130 指標 9小時前

BANG BANG OH WHAT A SHOT FROM JAMES.

砰！詹姆斯这记投篮虾仁猪心！

[–]j_skiddles 266 指標 9小時前

RIP the banana boat. The Lakers are really deep at Guard, small forward, and undersized 4.

香蕉船看来是散了。湖人在后卫、小前锋和迷你大前锋的位置上已经人满为患了。

[–]WestFickleCheesecake1 126 指標 7小時前

The only chance Melo has now is Wade, and Wade is busy spending time with his wife and newborn child.

安东尼现在唯一的机会是去投靠韦德，而韦德现在正忙着和他老婆还有刚出生的孩子共度时光呢。

[–]AggravatingReturn 90 指標 6小時前

Wade: The last dance don't need no partner

韦德：“最后一支舞不需要舞伴。”

[–]LakersKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ 399 指標 8小時前

Lebron literally cant win.

"I think melo will be an excellent addition to our team, we can really use melo"

LMAOOAOAO LEGM LEGM DICTATING ORDERS LUKE GONNA LEARN TODAY.

湖人球迷：詹姆斯真的是处于两难境地啊。

如果詹姆斯说：“我觉得安东尼会是我湖一个极好的补充，我们真的能用得上他。”

那大家的反应就会是“哈哈哈哈，勒经理！勒经理又出手啦！又在这发号施令啦！沃顿要长见识喽！”

"I am not the one you should be asking that question too, dont we already have a full team? please ask me a proper question"

LMAOOOOOOOO ELMO DONE, IF EVEN LEBRON DONT WANT HIM WHO THE FUCK DOES??? LUKE GONNA LEARN TODAY

那现在詹姆斯说的是：“你也不该问我这个问题你呀，难道我们不是已经人满了嘛？请问我一个合适的问题。”

然后大家的反应就是：“哈哈哈哈哈甜瓜完蛋操啦，连詹姆斯都不想要他，那谁还特么稀罕他呀？沃顿要长见识喽！”