Are the Grizzlies even real?

灰熊到底真实存在吗？？

注：此贴发于对阵国王的比赛前。

The Grizzlies are somehow 6th in the Western Conference and I’ve heard nothing about them on this sub. No highlights, barely any mentions...nothing notable. I feel like every season they hop into some void and only come out when it’s playoff time, leaving you thinking “Wait, what the fuck? Who are these people?!”. Do the Grizzlies even exist, or are they a figment of our collective imaginations?

灰熊现在居然是西部第六（现已第四），然而我在reddit 话题区里从来没见有人讨论他们。没有高光集锦，极少被提到……没什么值得大书特书的东西。我感觉，每个赛季灰熊都会陷入安静的冬眠，然后在季后赛横空出世，让大家惊讶道“等等，这TM都谁啊？！”所以孟菲斯灰熊到底真实存在吗？还是他们只是我们大家集体臆造出来的什么东西？

[–]Jazznopantspolizy 758 指標 7小時前

Are the what even real?

爵士球迷：什么真实存在？

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 98 指標 7小時前

Not sure what this guy is talking about

勇士球迷：不知道楼主在说什么。

[–]Grizzliesottershavemorefun 441 指標 6小時前

You caught two home losses against a ghost?

灰熊球迷（回复爵士球迷）：所以你们是在主场被鬼魂赢了两场？

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonTheKnicksHateMe 124 指標 6小時前

the ghost of a grizzly bear is somehow 5 times scarier than an actual grizzly bear

尼克斯球迷：哎你还别说，灰熊的鬼魂竟然还真比一只真正的灰熊恐怖五倍！

[–]GrizzliesZappastache 559 指標 6小時前

I'm going to the game vs SAC tonight.

So i'll let you know if I see a basketball team or if the hallucinations take further hold and the police find me yelling for Shelvin Mack to shoot a 3 while hobbling through an Exxon parking lot.

灰熊球迷：我准备去看今晚打国王的比赛。

所以到时候我会来给大家汇报，看看这到底是一支篮球队，还是我的强劲的幻觉战胜了理智然后警察在加油站旁边的停车场找到一瘸一拐的喊着“谢尔文-麦克你快投三分啊！！”的我。

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantzhaireGOATsmith 654 指標 7小時前

They're a weird team. Small market, not good enough to be considered a contender but not a bad team either. Gasol and Conley are still there. JJJ is the real deal. Chandler Parsons played a few games then got hurt again. They also got random ass dudes like Garrett Temple and Shelvin Mack balling out.

灰熊是支奇怪的球队。小球市、没到争冠级别但也不是烂队。加索尔和康利还在队中，3J也是真的很像样。帕森斯打了几场比赛然后又伤了。而且灰熊还有一些不知道哪里冒出来的球员打出了高水平，比如加莱特-坦普尔和谢尔文-麦克。

[–]Raptorsdrawafade 123 指標 3小時前

This is classic Memphis though. Grit and grind. Under the radar

不过这就是经典的孟菲斯灰熊啊。绞肉缠杀，不露锋芒。

[–][TOR] OG Anunobybrandonasaur 181 指標 6小時前

bruh shelvin mack is a grizzly now? for some reason i can never remember who plays on the magic, grizzlies, or kings bruh it's as if as soon as they start playing for them i just immediately forget they exist

我去，谢尔文-麦克现在是灰熊的一员啦？不知为何，我总是会忘记为魔术/灰熊/国王效力的球员。他们一去那里我瞬间就忘了他们还存在了。

[–][BOS] Dick Dickeyairmigos 164 指標 5小時前

Arron affalo syndrome

阿隆-阿弗拉罗综合征。

[–]Mavericksnujabes02 149 指標 6小時前

Nobody talks about Jaren Jackson Jr

独行侠球迷：都没人吹JJJ的。

[–]GrizzliesThunder-ten-tronckh 145 指標 3小時前

Doncic could pick a booger and get 5,000 more upvotes than a JJJ highlight.

灰熊球迷：东契奇抠个鼻屎都会比3J的高光集锦多5000个推荐。

[–]CRoseCrizzle 85 指標 3小時前

A legit booger picking video would get tons of upvotes on this sub. This sub has sunk deeper than that

如果真是正了八经的抠鼻屎视频，那绝对会在这个破区得到一大堆推荐的。我们可曾因为更可笑的事沦陷过哦。

[–]GrizzliesThunder-ten-tronckh 87 指標 2小時前*

Title: Donchik pick booger

Body: right out of he nose

Upvotes: 3,687

Top comment: praise donc

灰熊球迷：

标题：东契奇抠鼻屎

正文：直接从鼻子里抠

推荐：3687

亮评：我爱东契奇

Title: JJJ sets new NBA record with 17 blocks!!!

Body: Most dominant defensive performance ever??

Upvotes: 26

Top comment: praise donc

标题：JJJ狂抓17盖帽刷新NBA纪录！！！

正文：这是史上防守端最有统治力的表现吗？？

推荐：26

亮评：我爱东契奇。

[–]76ersSonicdaSloth 57 指標 7小時前

they made the playoffs 7 years in a row before last year. conley and gasol are a huge part of that run and if they can play enough games then yeah, real enough to get a playoff spot

76人球迷：直到去年前，他熊还连续进了七次季后赛呢。康利和小加是灰熊那一波连进季后赛旅程的重要部分。如果他们的出场数足够多，那么灰熊的真实存在还真会让他们如假包换般得到一个季后赛席位。

[–]itiswhatitis808 304 指標 7小時前

Healthy Mike Conley is one of the most underrated players ever.

健康的康利是史上最被低估的球员之一。

[–]TimberwolvesDalamari 146 指標 7小時前

Also the most non-existent player ever

森林狼球迷：也是史上最没存在感的球员。

[–]host_hinkie 64 指標 7小時前

they're real and they're spectacular

灰熊真实存在并且打的好极了

[–]Thundernuhx 146 指標 7小時前

It’s always been like that. They are one of the most consistent playoff teams this decade.

雷霆球迷：灰熊一直都是这样的。他们是过去这十年最稳定的季后赛球队之一。

[–]Grizzliesottershavemorefun 83 指標 6小時前

I can always trust WC fans to understand the deal

灰熊球迷：还是西部兄弟们靠得住，懂熊。

[–]LakersNarstyHobbitses 40 指標 6小時前

I always looked forward to the Grizz/Clippers playoff matches. Talk about slugfests.

湖人球迷：我那时一直期待灰熊和快船在季后赛对决，拳拳到肉啊。

[–]ThunderYouWannaSeeADeadBody 54 指標 4小時前

Fuck meeting the Griz in a playoff series honestly. Beno Udrich will somehow come off the bench despite not being on the roster and go 8/10 from midrange

雷霆球迷：说实话，我可去TMD在季后赛遇到灰熊吧，难受啊！根本都不在球队阵容里的本诺-尤德里会不知道从哪里冒出来为灰熊打替补，中投十有八九全进。