有人问我皮肤为什么黑，真搞笑，一白遮百丑，你白是为了遮丑，我又不丑。

Some people ask me why my skin is black. It'sfunny. You are white to cover up the ugliness. I'm not ugly.

不得不说，数学其实十分简单，只是剩下的那90分太TM难了。

I have to say that ten points in Mathematics is very simple in fact, but the remaining 90 points are too difficult.

经常提醒自己必须要成熟一点，但是抢我零食的人不打死留着干嘛。

I often remind myself that I must be mature, but the people who rob my snacks must be killed.

吃货的思路是什么？好吃你就多吃点，不好吃多少也要吃点。

What's the idea of foodie? If it's delicious, you should eat more. If it's not delicious, you can also eat a little.

每个人身边总有几个会变身的朋友，刚认识的时候斯斯文文，几天后就被打回原形，一个比一个神经。

Everyone always has a few friends who canchange their body. When we first met, they were very gentle, after a few days, they all went crazy.

你找不到理想的另一半，很正常啊，你也没有成为理想的自己，不是吗？

It's normal that you can't find your ideal partner. And you don't become your ideal self too.

如果你谈个恋爱天天难过，流泪，那你就要停下来扪心自问，你到底是找了个对象，还是找了个洋葱。

If you feel sad and cry every day in love, you should stop and ask yourself, Are you looking for a partner or an onion.

总觉得自己过得不好，可每次一上称，我又觉得我过得好像还不错。

I always think I have a bad life, but as soon asI weigh up, I feel like I have a good life.

建议大家尝试早睡觉，多运动，不吃夜宵，不抽烟不喝酒，养成一个良好的习惯，久而久之，你就一个朋友都没有了。

We suggest that we try to go to bed early, exercise more, do not eat supper, do not smoke or drink, develop a good habit, and over time, you will have no friends.

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