大家好，我给大家介绍一下我的妈妈，国家一级抬杠选手，打我不讲道理全球代言人，进屋不敲门创始人。

Hello, I'd like to introduce my mother to you.She is a national champion of wrangling, the global spokesperson for beating me unreasonable and the founder of entering the room without knocking.

减肥这个事儿吧，就是3天打鱼，362天晒网。

Losing weight means fishing for 3 days and drying the net for 362 days.

烦躁的心情就像用十除以三得出的结果，无穷无尽。

Irritable mood is like the result of dividing tenby three, endless.

每次我向我闺蜜抱怨人生的不如意和烦恼时，她都会语重心长地说：哈哈哈哈哈哈……

Every time I complain to my best friend aboutmy life's unhappiness and troubles, shealways says: ha ha ha……

其实，我和我的闺蜜1000年前就认识了，那时候她比现在可爱，满大街的追我，那个时候我还叫吕洞宾。

In fact, my best friend and I knew each other 1000 years ago. At that time, she was more lovely than now and chased me all over the street, then my name was LV Dongbin.

大晚上，还能看到街上很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感到很励志，别人这么晚了都还在吃，我又有什么理由不吃。

In the evening, I can see a lot of takeout boys on the street, and I suddenly feel inspired, other people are still eating at such a late hour, and I have no reason not to eat.

你要说我嫁不出去，我根本就无所谓。但你要跟我说我发不了财，我能愁得几宿都不能睡。

I don't care if you say I can't get married, but I can't sleep for a few days if you have to tell me I can't make a fortune.

这两天我总结了一下近年来获得的成功，主要分为三类，登录成功，下载成功，付款成功。

In the past two days, I have summed up thesuccess achieved in recent years, which canbe divided into three categories,login successful, download successful, payment successful.

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