特别提示：后羿因回家抱孩子所以不能按时出来射日，请大家做好避暑准备。

Special tips: Houyi couldn't shoot the sun on time because he came home to hold the baby. Please be prepared to avoid the summer heat .

我们家那个玉米地，都快成爆米花田了。

Our corn field is almost a popcorn field.

准备投资找个射手射掉太阳，有条件的私，同意了当我没说。

I'm going to invest in finding a shooter to shoot off the sun. If you can, you can chat with me privately. If you agree, then just forget what I've said.

你无法叫醒一个装睡的人，如果你不怕被揍，可以关上空调试试。

You can't wake a person who pretends tosleep. You can turn off the air conditioner, if you're not afraid of being beaten.

天要再这么热下去，恐怕我冰淇淋的身份就要曝光了！

If it's going to be so hot, I'm afraid my icecream identity will be exposed!

有孜然吗？帮我撒点吧，我快熟了。

Do you have cumin? Sprinkle it for me. I'malmost roasted.

最近全国人民都在追悼一个叫热的家伙，没有人见过他，但是所有人都知道——热死了！

Recently, people all over the country aremourning for a guy who is called "heat". No one has seen him, but everyone knows:"it's so hot."

平时大家朋友圈里，晒包包，晒美食，晒自拍……我只想默默的说一句：“有本事你出来晒太阳啊！”

In the circle of friends, you usually show off bags, food and selfie, I just want to say, if you have the ability, you can come out and bask in the sun.

这样的天气，晚上坐在没有空调的房间里，摸着身下的草席，我忽然明白了小笼包的心情。

In such a weather, I sit in a room without air conditioning at night and feel the mat under me, I suddenly understood xiaolongbao's mood.

图源来自网络，侵权立删！谢谢！