女人真的受不得半点委屈，我只是说我妈今天的早餐做的有点咸，她就要送我去参加变形计。

Women really can't bear any injustice. I just told my mother that the breakfast was a little salty today, She's going to send me to the metamorphosis.

买了个很贵的枕头，想让自己睡得香一点，但没想到失眠更严重了，因为我每天都在想，买枕头用的分期该怎么还。

I bought a very expensive pillow and wantedto sleep soundly, but I didn't expect insomniawas more serious, Because I was thinking about how to pay backthe installment I used to buy Pillows.

有人建议我靠脸吃饭，我偏不，我就要靠嘴吃。

Some people suggest that I earn money by face, but I don't. I have to eat by mouth.

有的人，有一股，让人想一辈子跟他做陌生人的强大的气场。

Some people, there is a strong aura thatmakes people want to be strangers with himall their life.

世界那么大，你不出去看看，你都不知道有多热。

The world is so big that you don't know how hot it is if you don't go out

走在街上看到很多情侣，我真的难过了，他们什么时候才能像我一样自由啊！

I walk on the street and see a lot of lovers and I'm really sad. When can they be as free as me!

以后娶我闺蜜的男孩，不用担心吃草莓屁股，蛋挞边边，因为她一口一个，根本没你的份。

The boy who marries my best friend in thefuture doesn't have to worry about eating theend of strawberries and the edge of egg tarts, because she takes one bite at a time, you have nothing.

朋友问我，你会因为年纪大了而随便找个人结婚吗?开玩笑，随便找就能找到吗？

My friend asked me, do you want to marry someone because you're old? I think I can't find someone just by looking?

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