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靓仔你好,我叫乐多,所以你想要养乐多吗?
Hello, my name is Leduo, so do you want Yakult?
我有QQ糖,糖给你,你的QQ给我吧!
I have sugar, I give you sugar, you give me QQ of you!
三观正,我们可以做朋友,而五官正,我们可以做男女朋友。
We can be friends if you have a good values, but we can be marriage partners, if you have good features.
今天又被邻居投诉我扰民,因为我穷得叮当响。
Today, my neighbor complained that I was disturbing the people because I was so poor.
大家好,我是一只螃蟹,我的钳子没了,我没钱了。
Hello, everyone. I'm a crab. My pincers are gone, so I have no money.
上了很多年学,却什么也没学会,请叫我白学公主。
I have been studying for many years, but I haven't learned anything. Please call me princess Bai Xue.
爱说风凉话的人,应该是风油精和清凉油生出来的。
People who like to speak sarcastic wordsshould be born of essential balm and cool oil.
我要好好努力,要不然人家会说我除了长得好看,一无是处。
I have to work hard, otherwise people will saythat I am nothing but good-looking.
其实我们可以将所有的问题归结为两种:一种是没饭吃饿出来的,一种是吃饱了撑出来的。
In fact, we can put all the problems down totwo kinds: one is the lack of food, one is full.
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