原标题:文案:哭过了,画好妆,我依旧是你追不上的姐姐

自拍这种东西,三分天注定,七分靠滤镜。

Selfie this kind of thing, three days doomed, seven by the filter.

为大家带来一个好消息:2262年有闰正年,就是有两个春节,可以放两次假!

距离2262年只有242年了,大家要坚持活下去呀!

Good news for you: there are two spring festival holidays in 2262!

It's only 242 years since 2262, so we must keep on living!

去做一个特别独立,走路带风,有自己事业,想买就买,想吃就吃,想去哪就去哪,把自己活得很酷的人。

To be a very independent person, walk with wind, have their own business, buy if you want, eat if you want, go wherever you want, and live a cool life.

眼霜、面霜、睫毛膏、都那么贵,不要为了人渣而浪费。

Eye cream, face cream, mascara, are all so expensive, don't waste it for scumbag.

我爱哭,但真的不是因为我脆弱,只是眼泪止不住要流而已。哭过了画好妆,我依旧是你追不上的姐姐。

I love to cry, but it's not because I'm weak, it's just that tears can't stop flowing. After crying and making up, you still can't catch up with me.

现在年轻人打架的越来越少了,大家逐渐形成一种默契,都怕被薅头发。

Now young people are fighting less and less. We gradually form a tacit understanding that we are afraid of being pulled.

给大家分享一个生活小妙招,我来教你们如何鉴别西瓜里有没有虫。首先你要去敲一敲那个西瓜,“邦邦邦",如果里边有虫的话,虫子就会问:“谁呀?”

Let's share a life trick. I'll teach you how to identify whether there are insects in watermelon. First of all, you have to knock on the watermelon, bang bang bang. If there is a bug in it, the bug will ask, "who is it?"

我吃我的红烧肉,你喝你的孟婆汤,对于那些讨厌的人,请保持你死我活的距离。

I eat my stewed pork, you drink your Mengpo soup. For those I hate, please keep a life and death distance.

这辈子 ,本想活成大哥心中的女人,不料 ,却活成了女人心中的大哥。

n this life, I wanted to live as a woman in big brother's heart, but I became a big brother in woman's heart.

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