[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (1 - 0) defeat the Houston Rockets (0 - 1), 131 - 112, behind Anthony Davis' 32/16/8.

[賽後]鵜鶘131-112火箭，濃眉32+16+8，佩頓10+10+10，蘭德爾25+8，哈登18+9+1

[–]Mars_Ahoy 47 points 10 minutes ago

Absolute dominance by the Pelicans frontcourt!

鵜鶘的前場完全主宰了比賽！

[–]PelicansChrisTheMiss 14 points 8 minutes ago

mirotic went OFF. i fucking love our team this year. i'm so excited to watch

鵜鶘球迷：米羅蒂奇今晚超神。我真特麼喜歡今年這支鵜鶘，看球的時候興奮的不行。

[–]BullsJC_Frost 13 points 42 minutes ago

Career high of 8 assists for AD on top of an already godly performance!

濃眉不僅表現超神，還送出了個人生涯新高的8次助攻！

[–][PHI] Nik StauskasextraThic_boii 31 points 16 minutes ago*

That BIG3 got 87 points wtf

鵜鶘三塔合砍87分，臥槽太強了吧。

[–]KnicksBigBlue5292 25 points 52 minutes ago

Randle: 25 points 8 rebounds

Mirotic: 30 points 10 rebounds

Davis: 32 points 16 rebounds

That's some nice big man domination holy shit

蘭德爾：25分8板。

米羅蒂奇：30分10板。

濃眉：32分16板。

臥槽，這是場被大個子們主宰的比賽啊。

[–]Pelicansjoshtothe 14 points 49 minutes ago

huhhh buhhh i just don’t see how they fit together

鵜鶘球迷：（模仿質疑鵜鶘的球迷）可是可是，我真的看不到他們適合彼此的可能性啊。

[–]Lakersrawchess 10 points 42 minutes ago

Big ball > small ball

湖人球迷：大球>小球。

[–]Lakersayyyyylmaoooooo 33 points 16 minutes ago

that front court rotation is scary as fuck

湖人球迷：他們的前場輪轉可怕得一X。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 71 points 27 minutes ago*

I’m in shock. I can’t even come up with proper gloating for this win

鵜鶘球迷：我被嚇到了。我甚至連爲了勝利興高采烈的吹牛逼勁兒都提不起來。

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonAgnikaKaieru 24 points 26 minutes ago

You deserved it! AD is a beast!

火箭球迷：老哥你們贏得實至名歸啊！濃眉太禽獸了！

[–]sinister_exaggerator 15 points 22 minutes ago

Don’t forget Mirotic putting up 30, on 6/8 from deep and 8 offensive boards. Dude was an animal, whole team was.

別忘了米羅蒂奇三分8中6砍下30分，還有8個前場板。這傢伙同樣禽獸，鵜鶘全隊都很禽獸。

[–][OKC] Jerami Grantgiohoho 31 points 45 minutes ago

Pelicans had about 6 guys go off in their own ways tonight, that was dope

雷霆球迷：鵜鶘這場比賽大概有6名球員都以自己的風格發揮超神，太神奇了。

[–]PelicansTheCoco 10 points 33 minutes ago

And Holiday had an off night. AD/Mirotic/Randle were insane

鵜鶘球迷：這還是霍勒迪今晚還發揮失常的前提下。濃眉/米羅蒂奇/蘭德爾哥仨簡直不講道理。

[–]PelicansSevenHunnet3Hi5s 5 points 23 minutes ago

Payton was a beast too. And Moore also had 21 points

鵜鶘球迷：佩頓也很殘暴啊，摩爾也砍下了21分

[–]RaptorsRealisticRaptorsFan 8 points an hour ago

Payton triple double the fuck

臥槽佩頓都三雙了！

[–]Rockets_rajivvv 59 points 33 minutes ago

not suprised this happened, jrue holiday gave the pelicans the power of naruto with that headband

火箭球迷：我對比賽結果並不驚訝，朱-霍勒迪的髮帶給鵜鶘全隊帶來了鳴人之力。

[–]LakersKSmooove 54 points 52 minutes ago

I'm rooting for you Ju. Stay healthy n play out of your fucking mind all season pls. Pels Have the most dangerous front court in the league when healthy

湖人球迷：我可就支持你了啊霍勒迪，務必要在一整個賽季裏保持健康、表現爆炸啊。健康的鵜鶘擁有聯盟最危險的前場組合。

[–]PelicansT_humps 60 points 28 minutes ago

Damn AD has no help

鵜鶘球迷：哎呀，不是說濃眉孤立無援，隊友CBA麼？手動狗頭。

[–]RaptorsZeroMomentum 3 points 6 minutes ago

Melo helped with 3/10

有10投3中的甜瓜鼎力相助啊。

[–]LakersjonsnowKITN 41 points 39 minutes ago

The rockets are gonna miss the shit out of Ariza

湖人球迷：火箭得想死阿里紮了。

[–]Thunderdollarbillrussell 39 points 36 minutes ago

Also gonna miss the shit out of not having Carmelo

雷霆球迷：也要想死沒有甜瓜的時光了。

[–]Thundertreemeista 20 points 11 minutes ago

Alright guys, time to overreact to one game. Let’s get those takes in.

好啦老哥們，又到了一場論的時間了。趕緊帶好材料入場開會吧。

[–]Steve_Blonde 5 points 8 minutes ago

Mirotic is clearly the lost splash brother

米羅蒂奇和水花明顯是失散多年的親兄弟。

[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeTHEBIGC01 5 points 7 minutes ago

Blow it up

Trade Harden back to OKC

雷霆球迷：推倒重建嘍！把哈登交易回雷霆！

[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridgedesubeast 74 points 12 minutes ago

THE HOUSTON ROCKETS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

休斯頓火箭已經從冠軍爭奪戰中出局啦！

[–][HOU] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 3 points 14 minutes ago

We just copying the warriors, losing the home opener like they did last year means guaranteed championship.

火箭球迷：我們只是向去年的勇士學習而已，輸掉主場揭幕戰=總冠軍穩了。

[–][UTA] Gordan Giricektrakavica 75 points 17 minutes ago

Melo sucks, he really does.

爵士球迷：甜瓜不行，真心不行。

[–]ThunderGodlo 20 points an hour ago

We tried to warn you about Melo...

雷霆球迷：我們也不是沒警告過你們……

[–]PelicansSslagathor 110 points an hour ago

He jebaited houston with those first two shots

鵜鶘球迷：甜瓜的前兩投可是把火箭忽悠得不輕啊。

[–]Celticsbaseketball 37 points 46 minutes ago

As a seasoned Melo hater, I was bamboozled so hard by those first two swishes. Thought my life was in shambles, but then he went back to his normal chucking form.

凱爾特人球迷：作爲一名經年累月的甜瓜黑，我被他的前兩記空心入網深深欺騙了。我還以爲我的整個人生都搖搖欲墜了，然而之後甜瓜就回歸到了常規的XJB投模式。

[–]MechZZ 14 points 48 minutes ago

First minute of Carmelo's playing time

"Ah the rockets might be on to something"

Rest of the game

"Nevermind."

甜瓜出場的第一分鐘：“咦，今年這支火箭可有點意思啊。”

比賽剩餘時間：“當我沒說。”

[–]PelicansAndtheyrustledsoftly 24 points 8 minutes ago

credit to @MarkRH for this gem off of twitter

感謝推特賬號爲MarkRH的用戶提供了這張神圖。

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 11 points 17 minutes ago

rockets were in preseason mode

凱爾特人球迷：火箭還在季前賽模式呢。

[–]Rocketsbigtice 51 points 58 minutes ago

*Looks at the box score plus/minus leaders*

James Harden: -23

Carmelo Anthony: -20

I'm not surprised.

火箭球迷：我查了查誰領跑我火本場正負值榜……

詹姆斯-哈登：-23

卡梅羅-安東尼：-20

意料之中意料之中。

[–]NBAbondom3417 29 points 34 minutes ago

Houston didn't give up more than 129 in regulation all last season. 131 tonight.

火箭上賽季常規賽失分就沒超過129分，今晚他們丟了131分。

[–]Pelicansclassicvlasic 8 points 27 minutes ago

Pretty impressive they were able to hold us under 150, honestly. Low key, I think this game might go down as the best defense a team plays against the Pels this season.

鵜鶘球迷：說實話，他們本場能把我鳥限制在150分以下已經夠驚豔了。我隱隱覺得這場比賽會成爲本賽季其他球隊面對鵜鶘時的賽季最佳防守表現，嘿嘿嘿。

[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 57 points 37 minutes ago

The Rockets NEVER led and were down 29 in the home opener.

This season is gonna be a fucking crazy one to watch.

猛龍球迷：這場是火箭的主場揭幕戰，結果火箭全場從未領先，而且還一度落後29分。

這賽季會非常非常殘暴的。

[–][HOU] Clint CapelaDuche07 8 points 34 minutes ago

Reminds me of when the spurs did the same to the warriors two years ago. Opening nights are wild. Our defense was sleeping tonight

火箭球迷：這倒是讓我想起來兩年前馬刺同樣在勇士的主場揭幕戰吊打了勇士。揭幕戰就是這麼瘋狂。我們今天的防守跟空氣一樣。

[–]RocketstheDICTATORguy 11 points 39 minutes ago

This game never happened

火箭球迷：我就當這場比賽沒發生過吧。