Ross: I have shown you every dress we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.

我把每件裙子都给你们看过了，如果你们不想让外婆穿那件柠檬黄套装长眠，将就一下那件紫红色的吧

Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.

无论我们选什么，她都说选的不对。

Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.

你说得对，咱们就选那件紫红的吧。

Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out. (Starts to climb over the furniture)

不错的选择，我要出来了

Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes!

等会儿，我们还需要鞋子。

(Ross falls back inside)

Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)

好的，这双怎么样？

Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.

那双鞋子太日常了。

NOTES:

spend eternity: 度过来世

an eternity:一段很长的时间

fussy parents：瞎操心的父母

be fussy about sth: 对某事很挑剔。

day shoe: 日常穿的鞋子

sensible shoe: 鞋跟高度适中的鞋