今天我們要一起學習

如何用英語優雅的“罵人”吐槽

I thought of you all day today.

I was at the zoo.

今兒去了動物園，睹物思人，

一整天都很想你。

I would ask you how old you are

but I know you can't count that high.

想問你幾歲了還這麼傻，

但我知道你數不了這麼大數。

As an outsider,

what do you think of the human race?

作爲一個局外人，你對我們人類有何看法?

Shock me,

say something intelligent.

來，嚇唬嚇唬哥，說點有智商的話。

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup

you could be pretty on the inside.

你試試喫點化妝品吧，

沒準能增加點內在美。

If brains were dynamite

you wouldn't have enough

to blow your nose.

如果大腦是炸藥，

別人都能炸上天，

可你連炸油條都不夠。

(blow雙關，爆炸/擤鼻子。)

I look into your eyes and

get the feeling nobody is driving.

你的眼神深處有一種無人駕駛的空曠感。

Ordinarily people live and learn.

You just live.

普通人都是活到老學到老。

你只做到了前者。

They said you were a big asset.

I told them they were off by two letters.

人們說你是莎士比亞。

我告訴他們，你們多說了倆字。

(原句asset減掉兩個字母是ass，傻逼/混蛋)

God made coke, God made pepsi,

God made me, oh so sexy,

God made rivers, God made lakes,

God made you,...

well we all make mistakes.

上帝造了可口，上帝造了百事，

上帝造出來我，性感之至。

上帝造了河流，上帝造了湖泊，

上帝造出來你...

嗐，孰能無過。

（原句及翻譯來自“谷大白話”）

友情提示：

表情包英文僅供娛樂

不具備學習價值哦

你還知道哪些用英語罵人的句子

來留言區和葩guo聊聊唄