原標題：文案：哭過了，畫好妝，我依舊是你追不上的姐姐

自拍這種東西，三分天註定，七分靠濾鏡。

Selfie this kind of thing, three days doomed, seven by the filter.

爲大家帶來一個好消息：2262年有閏正年，就是有兩個春節，可以放兩次假！

距離2262年只有242年了，大家要堅持活下去呀！

Good news for you: there are two spring festival holidays in 2262!

It's only 242 years since 2262, so we must keep on living!

去做一個特別獨立，走路帶風，有自己事業，想買就買，想喫就喫，想去哪就去哪，把自己活得很酷的人。

To be a very independent person, walk with wind, have their own business, buy if you want, eat if you want, go wherever you want, and live a cool life.

眼霜、面霜、睫毛膏、都那麼貴，不要爲了人渣而浪費。

Eye cream, face cream, mascara, are all so expensive, don't waste it for scumbag.

我愛哭，但真的不是因爲我脆弱，只是眼淚止不住要流而已。哭過了畫好妝，我依舊是你追不上的姐姐。

I love to cry, but it's not because I'm weak, it's just that tears can't stop flowing. After crying and making up, you still can't catch up with me.

現在年輕人打架的越來越少了，大家逐漸形成一種默契，都怕被薅頭髮。

Now young people are fighting less and less. We gradually form a tacit understanding that we are afraid of being pulled.

給大家分享一個生活小妙招，我來教你們如何鑑別西瓜裏有沒有蟲。首先你要去敲一敲那個西瓜，“邦邦邦"，如果裏邊有蟲的話，蟲子就會問：“誰呀？”

Let's share a life trick. I'll teach you how to identify whether there are insects in watermelon. First of all, you have to knock on the watermelon, bang bang bang. If there is a bug in it, the bug will ask, "who is it?"

我喫我的紅燒肉，你喝你的孟婆湯，對於那些討厭的人，請保持你死我活的距離。

I eat my stewed pork, you drink your Mengpo soup. For those I hate, please keep a life and death distance.

這輩子 ，本想活成大哥心中的女人，不料 ，卻活成了女人心中的大哥。

n this life, I wanted to live as a woman in big brother's heart, but I became a big brother in woman's heart.