世界那么大，我们去吃吃看。

The world is so big, let's eat.

没什么大不了的，脑袋装不下的东西就用肚子来装。

It's no big deal. If you can't hold anything in your head, you'll use your stomach.

对于吃货而言，没有什么事情是碗救不了的……

For foodie, there is nothing the bowl can't save.

胖子固有一死，或重于泰山，或重于华山，或重于恒山，或重于喜马拉雅山。

The fatso is doomed to death. He may beheavier than Mount Tai, or Mount Hua, ormount Hengshan, or the Himalayas.

上帝给予我吃货的属性，却没有给我土豪的身份。

God gave me the attribute of foodie, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

从前有个小胖子，听说瑜伽能减肥，皇天不负有心人，两个月后，他变成了一个柔软的小胖子。

Once upon a time, there was a little fat man. He heard that yoga could reduce weight. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

偷偷告诉你，我要减肥了！嘘...可千万别让我的肉听见了，我怕他们群殴我。

I tell you secretly, I'm going to lose weight! Shh... Don't let my flesh hear me, I'm afraidthey will beat me up.

和我在一起吧，起码我比别人多十几斤肉在爱你！

You can be with me, at least I have more than ten catties of meat in love with you!

我的衣服说话不算话，说好了等我一起减肥的，结果自己先瘦了。

My clothes don't count. We agreed to lose weight together. As a result, it lost weight first.

有个朋友跟我说，等他瘦了再来见我，我听完心里很难过，他可能想和我绝交了。

A friend told me that he would come to seeme again when he was thin. I was very sad, because I think he wants to break upwith me.

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