世界那麼大，我們去喫喫看。

The world is so big, let's eat.

沒什麼大不了的，腦袋裝不下的東西就用肚子來裝。

It's no big deal. If you can't hold anything in your head, you'll use your stomach.

對於喫貨而言，沒有什麼事情是碗救不了的……

For foodie, there is nothing the bowl can't save.

胖子固有一死，或重於泰山，或重於華山，或重於恆山，或重於喜馬拉雅山。

The fatso is doomed to death. He may beheavier than Mount Tai, or Mount Hua, ormount Hengshan, or the Himalayas.

上帝給予我喫貨的屬性，卻沒有給我土豪的身份。

God gave me the attribute of foodie, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

從前有個小胖子，聽說瑜伽能減肥，皇天不負有心人，兩個月後，他變成了一個柔軟的小胖子。

Once upon a time, there was a little fat man. He heard that yoga could reduce weight. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

偷偷告訴你，我要減肥了！噓...可千萬別讓我的肉聽見了，我怕他們羣毆我。

I tell you secretly, I'm going to lose weight! Shh... Don't let my flesh hear me, I'm afraidthey will beat me up.

和我在一起吧，起碼我比別人多十幾斤肉在愛你！

You can be with me, at least I have more than ten catties of meat in love with you!

我的衣服說話不算話，說好了等我一起減肥的，結果自己先瘦了。

My clothes don't count. We agreed to lose weight together. As a result, it lost weight first.

有個朋友跟我說，等他瘦了再來見我，我聽完心裏很難過，他可能想和我絕交了。

A friend told me that he would come to seeme again when he was thin. I was very sad, because I think he wants to break upwith me.

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