喂，那个爱我的人你出发了吗？路途遥远，求你别步行了，打车吧！

Hello, the one who loves me, have you set out? It's a long way to go. Don't walk and take a taxi!

谁给我的QQ喂了止咳糖浆，我感觉这个企鹅已经好久没咳嗽了。

Who gave my QQ feed cough syrup, I feel thispenguin has not cough for a long time.

你知道为什么我这么好看吗？因为我的爸爸妈妈，给了我一张胡说八道的嘴。

Do you know why I look so good? Because myparents gave me a mouth full of nonsense.

在这个世界上，总有很多事情无法解释。比如有的人吃饭长智商，有的人却只长脂肪。

In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained.For example, some people have long IQ when eating, Some people only grow fat.

年轻的时候我以为钱就是一切，现在老了才知道，确实如此。

When I was young, I thought money was everything. Now I know when I am old, it's true.

你永远不知道那些看起来穷的人有多有钱，但我不一样，我是表里如一的穷。

You never know how rich those who look poor, but I'm different. I'm as poor as I can be.

每当男生说整理好了自己的房间时，标准通常指的是：从门到床之间的路已经打通了。

When a boy says he has finished his room, the standard usually refers to: The road from the door to the bed is clear.

你们老说我闺蜜穷，但是我觉得看问题不能这么片面，你不能因为她穷，就忽略了她的丑！

You always say that my best friend is poor, but I don't think we can be so one-sided, because she is not only poor, but also ugly.

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