天生我才必有用，一直不知怎麼用。

I'm born to be useful. I don't know howto use it.

關於我爲什麼處不到對象 我就簡單說六點：……

I'll just say six points about why I can't get my partner.

能不能轉賬給我買點草莓，下次還你脖子上。

Can you give me some money to buy some strawberries and I'll give it back to your neck next time.

你喜歡什麼樣的男人？我喜歡笑起來會發光的男人。你是說如來嗎？

What kind of man do you like? I like men who smile and shine.Do you mean Tathagata?

我這麼高冷的人，想讓我低頭，我告訴你，不可能！除非地下有錢。

I'm so cold, you want me to bow my head, I tell you it's impossible! Unless there's money underground.

暑假快結束了，是時候該收收心，準備下國慶小長假了。

Summer vacation is coming to an end. It's time to calm down and prepare for the National Day holiday.

人還是要多出去走走，不然根本不知道在家裏玩手機有多舒服。

People need to go out for a walk, or they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

知道我和唐僧的區別嗎？唐僧取經我娶你。

Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? Tang Seng takes scriptures and I will marry you.

我一定要努力，讓那些嘲笑我的人，都被我笑死。

I must try my best to make those who laugh at me laugh to death.

圖源來自網絡，侵權立刪！謝謝！