想问一下，今天有人过生日吗？没有的话，那我过咯！

Does anyone have a birthday today? If not, I will!

大家好，今天我三岁零204个月了。

Hello everyone, today I am three years and 204 months old.

20年前的今天，电闪雷鸣，风雨交加，没错，我下凡了。

20 years ago, the sky flashed with thunder and rain. Yes, I went down to earth.

今天是没有流星也可以许愿的一天。

Today is a day when you can make awish without a meteor.

很遗憾，今天一个19岁的年轻帅哥离你们而去了，因为他20了。

It's a pity that a 19-year-old handsome young man left you today because he is 20.

停止访问19岁，开始营业20岁。

Stop visiting at 19 and start business at 20.

今天先不做沙雕了，做寿星。

Today, I'm not going to be a funny guy or the birthday girl.

有人提醒我今天是我生日，我上去就是一巴掌，我自己生日我能不知道！

Someone reminded me that today is my birthday, I gave him a slap, I know my own birthday!

今日深夜外卖：点一份超级酷的20岁！

Take out today: order a super cool 20-year-old!

今天的风很温柔，吹来了我的20岁。

Today's wind is very gentle, it brings my 20th birthday.

给你分享一下辣椒的种类，不辣，微辣，麻辣，甜辣，我今天生日啦！

I'd like to share with you the types of hot peppers. They are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy,then I have my birthday today.

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