想問一下，今天有人過生日嗎？沒有的話，那我過咯！

Does anyone have a birthday today? If not, I will!

大家好，今天我三歲零204個月了。

Hello everyone, today I am three years and 204 months old.

20年前的今天，電閃雷鳴，風雨交加，沒錯，我下凡了。

20 years ago, the sky flashed with thunder and rain. Yes, I went down to earth.

今天是沒有流星也可以許願的一天。

Today is a day when you can make awish without a meteor.

很遺憾，今天一個19歲的年輕帥哥離你們而去了，因爲他20了。

It's a pity that a 19-year-old handsome young man left you today because he is 20.

停止訪問19歲，開始營業20歲。

Stop visiting at 19 and start business at 20.

今天先不做沙雕了，做壽星。

Today, I'm not going to be a funny guy or the birthday girl.

有人提醒我今天是我生日，我上去就是一巴掌，我自己生日我能不知道！

Someone reminded me that today is my birthday, I gave him a slap, I know my own birthday!

今日深夜外賣：點一份超級酷的20歲！

Take out today: order a super cool 20-year-old!

今天的風很溫柔，吹來了我的20歲。

Today's wind is very gentle, it brings my 20th birthday.

給你分享一下辣椒的種類，不辣，微辣，麻辣，甜辣，我今天生日啦！

I'd like to share with you the types of hot peppers. They are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy,then I have my birthday today.

圖源來自網絡，侵權立刪！謝謝！