迪士尼給我發律師函了，告我侵權，說我長得像他們的野獸。

Disney sent me a lawyer's letter accusing me of infringement, saying I looked like their beast.

近朱者赤，近我者紅橙黃綠青藍紫。

If you are near red, you will be red, If you get close to me, you will be colorful.

教大家一個分辨方向的辦法：張開嘴前後左右四個方向分別停留三十秒，能喫飽的那個方向就是西北了!

I'd like to teach you a way to distinguish the direction: open your mouth and stay for 30 seconds in four directions, the northwest is where you can be full!

每次對朋友說：“再也不理你了！”他們都不信，因爲他們覺得，我不像那種有原則的人！

Every time I say to my friends, "I don't care about you anymore!" they don't believe it because they think I can't make it.

我覺得我的房間可能鬧鬼，每當我坐在書桌前準備開始認真看書，不一會我就發現，自己變成躺在牀上看手機了。

I think my room may be haunted. Whenever Isit at my desk and start to read carefully, soon I found myself lying in bed watching my cell phone.

我是個感覺狂，我感覺你們都適合當我對象。

I'm a sensationalist, and I feel like you're all suitable for me.

晚上睡不着，實在沒辦法，開始數羊，假裝一隻羊一隻羊從眼前跳躍奔跑。結果越數越清醒，最後數羊的節奏跟不上羊跑的節奏了。

I couldn't sleep at night and started countingsheep, pretending that one sheep wasjumping and running from front of myeyes.The more I count, the more conscious I am. Finally, I couldn't keep up with the rhythm of sheep running.

三億人下載拼多多，有兩億是被你們逼的。

There are 300 million people downloading pinduoduo, of which 200 million are forced by you.

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