沙雕气息爆棚的搞笑文案,可爱到不行!
第一次做饭,问我爸咋样,他说:这盐炒得不错,有淡淡的菜香。
The first time I cooked, I asked my father howthe food was. He said: the salt is good, and ithas a light aroma.
夏日择偶标准:招蚊子喜欢的!
Summer mate selection criteria: lovedby mosquitoes!
快乐有很多种,见到你是第一种!
There are many kinds of happiness, tosee you is the first!
欢迎你来我乱七八糟的小星球做客。
Welcome to my messy little planet.
自打这入夏以来啊,太阳就偏偏独宠我一人,于是啊,我就劝太阳一定要雨露均沾,这太阳非是不听啊,就晒我!就晒我!把我晒得那叫一个黑呀!
Since the beginning of summer, the sun hasfavored me,therefore, I advised the sun must be fair, the sun doesn't listen to me, then it will shine on me and make me dark!
我的主要成分:1%的沙雕+99%的穷。
My main ingredient: 1% dobby + 99% poverty.
我知道岁月会磨平我的棱角,可是摁在地上摩擦是不是太过分了!
I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but it's going to far to pressme on the ground to rub!
你的头怎么跟机关枪似得,秃秃秃秃秃的!
Your head looks like a machine gun, bald!
今天有个男生骂我的照片修得像奥特曼, 我想一天也没弄明白,我是像迪迦还是赛罗。
Today, a boy scolded me for making my photo look like Altman,I thought for a day whether I was like Degas or serro.
图源来自网络,侵权立删!谢谢!