第一次做飯，問我爸咋樣，他說：這鹽炒得不錯，有淡淡的菜香。

The first time I cooked, I asked my father howthe food was. He said: the salt is good, and ithas a light aroma.

夏日擇偶標準：招蚊子喜歡的！

Summer mate selection criteria: lovedby mosquitoes!

快樂有很多種，見到你是第一種！

There are many kinds of happiness, tosee you is the first!

歡迎你來我亂七八糟的小星球做客。

Welcome to my messy little planet.

自打這入夏以來啊，太陽就偏偏獨寵我一人，於是啊，我就勸太陽一定要雨露均霑，這太陽非是不聽啊，就曬我！就曬我！把我曬得那叫一個黑呀！

Since the beginning of summer, the sun hasfavored me,therefore, I advised the sun must be fair, the sun doesn't listen to me, then it will shine on me and make me dark!

我的主要成分：1%的沙雕+99%的窮。

My main ingredient: 1% dobby + 99% poverty.

我知道歲月會磨平我的棱角，可是摁在地上摩擦是不是太過分了！

I know years will smooth my edges and corners, but it's going to far to pressme on the ground to rub!

你的頭怎麼跟機關槍似得，禿禿禿禿禿的！

Your head looks like a machine gun, bald!

今天有個男生罵我的照片修得像奧特曼， 我想一天也沒弄明白，我是像迪迦還是賽羅。

Today, a boy scolded me for making my photo look like Altman,I thought for a day whether I was like Degas or serro.

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