真正的酷，是按時穿上秋褲。

The real cool thing is to put on your long johns on time.

天冷了，衆籌一下，買雙高幫襪子。

It's cold. I need crowdfunding to buy apair of stockings.

我宣佈今天正式脫單，開始穿兩件了!

It's officially announced that I'm unavailable, I'm starting to wear two!

世界那麼大，你不出去看看，都不知道有多冷！

The world is so big that you don't know how cold it is if you don't go out and have a look!

做一個成熟的大人，秋衣塞進秋褲裏，秋褲塞進襪子裏。

To be a mature adult, you should put the thermal underwear into the long johns, and put the long johns into socks.

入秋了，打開衣櫃一看，需要逛街了……打開錢包一看，我還年輕，不冷。

It's autumn. It's time to go shopping when I open the wardrobe.When I opened my purse, I thought I was young, I'm not cold.

秋天有三好，外面好冷，衣服好貴，我好窮。

Autumn has three advantages. It's cold outside,the clothes are expensive, and I'm so poor.

老了，騷不動了，現在我對時尚的理解是：保暖爲主。

I'm old. Now my understanding of fashion is to keep warm.

冬天最流氓了，總是喜歡對我動手動腳。

Winter is a hooligan, it always likes to do something to me.

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