什么是女孩子？哭着哭着哭到一半，掏出镜子看看自己哭得好不好看。

What is a girl? when she is crying, she takes out the mirror to see if she is crying well.

8斤5两，一切平安，谢谢大家关心！这是我近一个月新增的体重，你们呢？

I'm safe. Thank you for your concern!Eight and a half catties is the weight I gained in a month. How about you?

世界上所有的“在吗？”“在干嘛”“吃饭了吗？”都是爸爸想你了！

Are you there? What are you doing? Have you had dinner? These are all expressions that Dad missed you!

去年生活对我说，它会好好对我，不会让我受一点委屈。确实，不止一点点。

Last year, life told me that it would treat me well and would not let me suffer any wrongs.l know it's more than a little bit.

一个人只要胖到位了，认真看书的样子都像在点菜。

As long as a person is fat enough, he looks like he is ordering when he is reading a book.

看见别的女孩吃，我也吃，看见别的女孩买，我也买，看见别的女孩又瘦又美，我就当没看见。

I see other girls eating and shopping, and so do I, But when I saw other girls who were thin and beautiful, I pretended not to see them.

不是所有牛奶都叫特仑苏，不是所有人我都叫他猪。

Not all milk is called telunsu. I don't call everyone pig.

我不是很懂，为什么有些人长得丑，还管得宽！

I don't know why some people are ugly and like meddling!

二十不惑，三十而已，我卡在中间，困惑不已！

Twenty your life on, nothing but thirty, I'm in between, confused.

新的新年祝大家平安，顺遂！