什麼是女孩子？哭着哭着哭到一半，掏出鏡子看看自己哭得好不好看。

What is a girl? when she is crying, she takes out the mirror to see if she is crying well.

8斤5兩，一切平安，謝謝大家關心！這是我近一個月新增的體重，你們呢？

I'm safe. Thank you for your concern!Eight and a half catties is the weight I gained in a month. How about you?

世界上所有的“在嗎？”“在幹嘛”“喫飯了嗎？”都是爸爸想你了！

Are you there? What are you doing? Have you had dinner? These are all expressions that Dad missed you!

去年生活對我說，它會好好對我，不會讓我受一點委屈。確實，不止一點點。

Last year, life told me that it would treat me well and would not let me suffer any wrongs.l know it's more than a little bit.

一個人只要胖到位了，認真看書的樣子都像在點菜。

As long as a person is fat enough, he looks like he is ordering when he is reading a book.

看見別的女孩喫，我也喫，看見別的女孩買，我也買，看見別的女孩又瘦又美，我就當沒看見。

I see other girls eating and shopping, and so do I, But when I saw other girls who were thin and beautiful, I pretended not to see them.

不是所有牛奶都叫特侖蘇，不是所有人我都叫他豬。

Not all milk is called telunsu. I don't call everyone pig.

我不是很懂，爲什麼有些人長得醜，還管得寬！

I don't know why some people are ugly and like meddling!

二十不惑，三十而已，我卡在中間，困惑不已！

Twenty your life on, nothing but thirty, I'm in between, confused.

新的新年祝大家平安，順遂！