16連敗？無所謂，我會隱忍！

2月26日，馬刺在客場102-118不敵爵士，延續了之前不勝的勢頭，而本場過後，馬刺已經"喜提"16連敗，隊史最長連敗之旅仍在繼續……

-Why can't the Spurs just play alright in the 3rd quarter instead of collapsing all the time?

爲什麼我們就不能第三節打好點，而不是兵敗如山倒呢

-Wemby

你懂的

NO FREE CHICKEN FOR YOU

你們今晚這表現，還是和免費炸雞說再見吧

a keldon and doug frontcourt is peak tanking strat

當你的前場分別是KJ和刀哥時，再沒有比這更頂級的擺爛陣容了（第三節波波擺出了韋斯利、布蘭納姆、凱爾登約翰遜、麥克德莫特以及格雷厄姆的陣容）

Keldon Johnson has become quite the tank commander

而KJ，我的朋友，是真正的"領袖"

-Jeremy has had two of those fade away jumpers just barely roll out.Can't wait to see him develop that part of his game.

索汗嘗試了兩個跳投，可惜都涮框而出了，我已經等不及看他在比賽中磨礪自己了（這條評論截止於上半場結束時）

-Even his misses look pretty good

就連他投丟了看起來都那麼美好（您的小壞蛋濾鏡已上線）

Sochan is already our best player

他已經是我們最好的球員了（Really？！）

These 20 games can't go fast enough

剩下來20場比賽我等不及了（我也是）

Need a fuckin time machine to teleport to May 16th man

我需要時光機把我送到5月16號！

Hornets won again and have 5 more Ws than us.Starting to feel like we're locked into a bottom 3 seed.

好兄弟黃蜂又贏了，他們比我們多贏了整整5場誒，看上去我們已經鎖定一個倒三席位了

Now we need to lock top 6 or even top 5 pick,very useful to have.

想想辦法，鎖定至少前六或者是前五，這很重要

March 4th and 5th

Back to back with Houston - we gonna show them how bad this shit can be. They think they bad, they ain't even seen bad yet.

快要和我們的好鄰居火箭背靠背決戰了，是時候給他們一點小小的聖安東尼奧震撼了，也許他們覺得自己夠爛，事實上他們根本不懂什麼叫"爛隊"

We could totally break the NBA's longest losing streak in history set by the process Sixers. We only need to lose 13 more! And I think it's got a good chance of happening.

此時不破連敗紀錄，更待何時！好消息是我們只要再輸13場就能破紀錄了，過了這村就沒這店了（此時一位正在馬刺擔任助教的老頭握緊了拳頭）

God damn they lost 29 straight? Good fucking God

他們連着輸了29場？我滴龜龜（其實是28連敗啦~）