不知道有多少小夥伴習慣在清晨喝一杯咖啡來驅散殘留的睏意,開啓嶄新的一天。

漢堡王正面叫板星巴克,花一杯卡布奇諾的錢可以在漢堡王喝一個月

如果你喜歡喝的話,那麼下面這則新聞對於你可能是個好消息。

Burger King has come up with an intriguing option for those of a regularist disposition.

漢堡王爲那些按部就班的人提供了一個有吸引力的選擇。

漢堡王正面叫板星巴克,花一杯卡布奇諾的錢可以在漢堡王喝一個月

You see, it's just launched a coffee subscription service.

你看,它剛推出了咖啡訂閱服務。

Called the BK Cafe Subscription, the idea is that you download the app and automatically grab the same coffee every day at Burger King.

這款名爲“漢堡王咖啡訂閱”的應用程序的理念是,你下載它,然後每天可以在漢堡王領一杯一樣的咖啡。

It's the price that will move many. Just $5 a month. That's more or less what we pay for a single Grande Almond Milk Latte.

價格會打動很多人。一個月只要5美元。這差不多是買一杯大杯杏仁露拿鐵的錢。

Indeed, in its press release, Burger King specifically targeted Starbucks:

事實上,在它的新聞發佈會上,漢堡王專門把星巴克拎出來當靶子。

漢堡王正面叫板星巴克,花一杯卡布奇諾的錢可以在漢堡王喝一個月

For the price of a large cappuccino from Starbucks, you can have a BK Café brewed coffee every day for a month.

只要花上星巴克一杯大杯卡布奇諾的價格,整整一個月你都可以每天喝上一杯漢堡王咖啡。

It is, indeed, the case that you can get a coffee at Burger King every day -- any time of day -- for just the $5 a month.

事實上,只要每月5美元,你就可以每天任何時間在漢堡王喝一杯咖啡。

That means that each coffee will cost you cents, rather than dollars.

這意味着每杯咖啡的價格是幾美分,而不是幾美元。

But here's what that $5 a month gets you: a small cup of brewed coffee.

但每月5美元能帶給你的就是:一小杯煮咖啡。

漢堡王正面叫板星巴克,花一杯卡布奇諾的錢可以在漢堡王喝一個月


Of course, the real purpose of this underhand generosity is for you to slink up to the drive-thru, see all the pretty pictures of unhealthy food and be tempted.

當然,這種狡詐的慷慨的真正目的是爲了讓你偷偷溜到汽車餐廳,看到所有不健康食品的誘人圖片,然後被誘惑。

After all, you're not yet sentient, are you? You're weak, coffee-less, vulnerable.

畢竟,一大早你還沒有什麼意志力,對嗎?你很虛弱,沒有咖啡,很脆弱。

And those fast food places sell such tasty, bad-for-you items that you won't be able to resist.

而那些快餐店賣的東西又好喫又不健康,你根本無法抗拒。

They'll also order two small coffees and feel so very good that one was almost free.

他們還會點兩杯小咖啡,還會因爲其中一杯幾乎是免費的而感覺良好。

這大概就是傳說中的“免費的纔是最貴的”吧。咖啡雖好,可不能貪杯哦~

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