学数学它干嘛？你买菜还能用三角函数买菜吗？

回怼：但它能决定我在哪里买菜。

What's math for? Can you buy vegetables with trigonometric functions?

Reply: but it can decide where I buy vegetables.

你是我的对象，你对我好是应该的。

回怼：我对你好，是想让你对我也一样好，而不是为了衬托你多厉害。

You are my girlfriend. You should be nice to me.

Reply: I want you to be as good to me as I am to you, not to set off how good you are.

我外卖都给你送到楼底下了，你就不能下来一下吗？

回怼：你看楼下饭店多不多，你猜我为什么点外卖。

I've sent all my takeaway to you downstairs. Can't you come down for a while?

Reply: how many restaurants are downstairs? Guess why I ordered takeout.

年轻人到了适合年龄，就赶紧结婚吧！

回怼：怎么？难道人到了平均寿命还得死啊！

Young people to the right age, quickly get married!

Reply: what? Do people have to die when they reach the average life span!

你家里没有老人吗？不知道给老人让座。

回怼：我爷爷奶奶有文化，公交车上不掐架。

Don't you have an old man in your family? You don't know how to give up your seat to an old man.

Reply: my grandparents are educated. There is no pinch on the bus.

其实吧，你长得还可以，就是有点胖，你要减个肥，肯定会有男的追。

回怼：你知道为什么有的老人能活到一百岁吗？因为他们不爱管闲事。

In fact, you can grow well, but you are a little fat. If you want to lose weight, there will be men chasing you.

Reply: Do you know why some old people live to be 100? Because they don't like to meddle.

他做的是不对，但是你也不能那么斤斤计较吧！

回怼：我不斤斤计较，难道我得一克一克的去算？

What he did is wrong, but you can't be so fussy!

Reply: I don't care about everything. Do I have to do it in grams?

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