迪士尼给我发律师函了，告我侵权，说我长得像他们的野兽。

Disney sent me a lawyer's letter accusing me of infringement, saying I looked like their beast.

近朱者赤，近我者红橙黄绿青蓝紫。

If you are near red, you will be red, If you get close to me, you will be colorful.

教大家一个分辨方向的办法：张开嘴前后左右四个方向分别停留三十秒，能吃饱的那个方向就是西北了!

I'd like to teach you a way to distinguish the direction: open your mouth and stay for 30 seconds in four directions, the northwest is where you can be full!

每次对朋友说：“再也不理你了！”他们都不信，因为他们觉得，我不像那种有原则的人！

Every time I say to my friends, "I don't care about you anymore!" they don't believe it because they think I can't make it.

我觉得我的房间可能闹鬼，每当我坐在书桌前准备开始认真看书，不一会我就发现，自己变成躺在床上看手机了。

I think my room may be haunted. Whenever Isit at my desk and start to read carefully, soon I found myself lying in bed watching my cell phone.

我是个感觉狂，我感觉你们都适合当我对象。

I'm a sensationalist, and I feel like you're all suitable for me.

晚上睡不着，实在没办法，开始数羊，假装一只羊一只羊从眼前跳跃奔跑。结果越数越清醒，最后数羊的节奏跟不上羊跑的节奏了。

I couldn't sleep at night and started countingsheep, pretending that one sheep wasjumping and running from front of myeyes.The more I count, the more conscious I am. Finally, I couldn't keep up with the rhythm of sheep running.

三亿人下载拼多多，有两亿是被你们逼的。

There are 300 million people downloading pinduoduo, of which 200 million are forced by you.

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