1、没有皮肤，捡东西慢，走直线，听到枪声就过去，这不是人机，这是我。

No skin, pick up things slowly, walk straight, I will go after hearing the gunshot, this is not a man-machine, this is me.

2、肚子圆圆，生活甜甜，肚肚胖胖，生活旺旺。

Round belly, sweet life, fat belly, prosperous life.

3、我是真的喜欢你，永远把你放在第一位，先不说了，我游戏开了。

I really like you, always put you in the first place, not to say, I opened the game.

4、我和你比起来，真是小可爱见大可爱。

I compare with you, is really small lovable, sees big lovable.

5、新iPhone太难买了，试了好多次，到付款的时候总显示余额不足，有遇到相同问题的吗？

It's too difficult to buy a new iPhone. I've tried it many times. When it comes to payment, it always shows that the balance is insufficient. Do you have the same problem?

6、我不是一个很好亲近的人，不信你亲一下试试。

I'm not a very close person. If you don't believe me, give me a kiss.

7、如果上课不能闭着眼，是否还能撑着脸。

If you can't close your eyes in class, can you still hold your face.

8、银行卡干净了，微信支付宝干净了，人也干净了，是谁说喜欢干净的女孩子。

The bank card is clean, WeChat Alipay is clean, people are clean, who says girls who love clean.

9、其实奶茶跟肥胖并没有什么关系，毕竟在奶茶诞生之前，就已经有胖子了。

In fact, milk tea has nothing to do with obesity. After all, before milk tea was born, there were already fat people.

10、我见过八个月的寒假，见过延期的高考，见过奇数奥运会，我就是没见过我的对象。

I've seen eight months of winter vacation, postponed college entrance examination, odd Olympics, but I haven't seen my boyfriend.

11、你觉得一个东西的缺点就是太贵，也许那不是它的缺点，是你的。

You think the disadvantage of a thing is that it's too expensive. Maybe that's not its shortcoming. It's yours.

12、降温了，我好冷，我好想穿新衣服，为什么新衣服在商店里却不在我家里，我好难过。

Cooling down, I'm so cold, I want to wear new clothes, why new clothes in the shop but not in my home, I'm so sad.

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