1、沒有皮膚，撿東西慢，走直線，聽到槍聲就過去，這不是人機，這是我。

No skin, pick up things slowly, walk straight, I will go after hearing the gunshot, this is not a man-machine, this is me.

2、肚子圓圓，生活甜甜，肚肚胖胖，生活旺旺。

Round belly, sweet life, fat belly, prosperous life.

3、我是真的喜歡你，永遠把你放在第一位，先不說了，我遊戲開了。

I really like you, always put you in the first place, not to say, I opened the game.

4、我和你比起來，真是小可愛見大可愛。

I compare with you, is really small lovable, sees big lovable.

5、新iPhone太難買了，試了好多次，到付款的時候總顯示餘額不足，有遇到相同問題的嗎？

It's too difficult to buy a new iPhone. I've tried it many times. When it comes to payment, it always shows that the balance is insufficient. Do you have the same problem?

6、我不是一個很好親近的人，不信你親一下試試。

I'm not a very close person. If you don't believe me, give me a kiss.

7、如果上課不能閉着眼，是否還能撐着臉。

If you can't close your eyes in class, can you still hold your face.

8、銀行卡乾淨了，微信支付寶乾淨了，人也乾淨了，是誰說喜歡乾淨的女孩子。

The bank card is clean, WeChat Alipay is clean, people are clean, who says girls who love clean.

9、其實奶茶跟肥胖並沒有什麼關係，畢竟在奶茶誕生之前，就已經有胖子了。

In fact, milk tea has nothing to do with obesity. After all, before milk tea was born, there were already fat people.

10、我見過八個月的寒假，見過延期的高考，見過奇數奧運會，我就是沒見過我的對象。

I've seen eight months of winter vacation, postponed college entrance examination, odd Olympics, but I haven't seen my boyfriend.

11、你覺得一個東西的缺點就是太貴，也許那不是它的缺點，是你的。

You think the disadvantage of a thing is that it's too expensive. Maybe that's not its shortcoming. It's yours.

12、降溫了，我好冷，我好想穿新衣服，爲什麼新衣服在商店裏卻不在我家裏，我好難過。

Cooling down, I'm so cold, I want to wear new clothes, why new clothes in the shop but not in my home, I'm so sad.

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