1、天气预报说今天没有西北风，糟糕，我又要饿肚子了。

The weather forecast says there's no northwest wind today. Bad, I'm going to be hungry again.

2、你找个班上行不行，一打开朋友圈就是你在刷屏。

Can you find a job? As soon as I open the circle of friends, you are brushing the screen.

3、晚上和女朋友吃完饭，我说：待会把碗洗一下。她深情地望着我说：你自言自语的声音怎么这么大。

After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening, I said: wash the dishes later. She looked at me affectionately and said: Why are you talking to yourself so loud.

4、听说熬夜可以预防老年痴呆，因为根本活不到老年。

I heard that staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because you can't live old age at all.

5、你永远不可能敲开所有女人的门，但我能。美女，快递到了。

You can never knock on all women's doors, but I can. Beauty, the express is here.

6、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

7、你找我，我就很开心，如果你不找我，我就去找新的开心。

You find me, I am very happy, if you do not look for me, I will find a new happy.

8、说起你的优点就四个字：会挑朋友。

Speaking of your advantages, there are four words: you will choose friends.

9、最烦逛商场的时候，导购追着问：你好，有什么可以帮你的吗？说实话，我只想她帮我付钱。

The most annoying shopping malls, shopping guide chasing asked: Hello, what can I do for you? To be honest, I just want her to pay for me.

10、初听不知曲中意，再听需要VIP。

When I first listen to music, I don't know its meaning. When I want to listen to music again, I need VIP.

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