1、天氣預報說今天沒有西北風，糟糕，我又要餓肚子了。

The weather forecast says there's no northwest wind today. Bad, I'm going to be hungry again.

2、你找個班上行不行，一打開朋友圈就是你在刷屏。

Can you find a job? As soon as I open the circle of friends, you are brushing the screen.

3、晚上和女朋友喫完飯，我說：待會把碗洗一下。她深情地望着我說：你自言自語的聲音怎麼這麼大。

After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening, I said: wash the dishes later. She looked at me affectionately and said: Why are you talking to yourself so loud.

4、聽說熬夜可以預防老年癡呆，因爲根本活不到老年。

I heard that staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because you can't live old age at all.

5、你永遠不可能敲開所有女人的門，但我能。美女，快遞到了。

You can never knock on all women's doors, but I can. Beauty, the express is here.

6、我的興趣愛好可分爲靜態和動態兩種，靜態就是睡覺，動態就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

7、你找我，我就很開心，如果你不找我，我就去找新的開心。

You find me, I am very happy, if you do not look for me, I will find a new happy.

8、說起你的優點就四個字：會挑朋友。

Speaking of your advantages, there are four words: you will choose friends.

9、最煩逛商場的時候，導購追着問：你好，有什麼可以幫你的嗎？說實話，我只想她幫我付錢。

The most annoying shopping malls, shopping guide chasing asked: Hello, what can I do for you? To be honest, I just want her to pay for me.

10、初聽不知曲中意，再聽需要VIP。

When I first listen to music, I don't know its meaning. When I want to listen to music again, I need VIP.

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