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　　如果你不闖入我的生活，到月底我至少還有兩百塊。

　　If you didn't break into my life, I would have at least two hundred left at the end of the month.

　　有人收留這個孩子嗎？我也閒着呢。

　　Does anyone collect the idle baby? I'm also idle.

　　不要問我是否喜歡人，因爲神仙愛萬物。

　　Don't ask me if I like people, because immortals love all beings.

　　最幸福的開始不是愛情，而是繁華以後不離不棄。

　　The beginning of happiness is not love but prosperity.

　　月光下你溫柔的笑容，將我融化在你心中，帶着無邊的愛戀幸福走來，將你輕擁在懷，生生世世，此情惟你獨鍾。

　　Your gentle smile in the moonlight melts me in your heart, and comes with boundless love and happiness, holding you in your arms for life.

　　想證明我五十年後一樣愛你，因爲想證明我是全世界最愛你的，因爲想和你一起去競選模範夫妻。

　　I want to prove that I love you the same in fifty years, because I want to prove that I love you the most in the world, because I want to run for a model couple with you.

　　以後，我來負責賺錢，負責家務，負責養你，你負責愛我就好了。

　　Later, I will be responsible for making money, housework, and supporting you. I wish you were responsible for loving me.

　　你說的每句漫不經心的話，全在我心上開成漫山遍野的花。

　　Every careless word you say blossoms all over my heart.

　　總有些驚奇的際遇，比方說當我遇見你。

　　There are always some surprises, such as when I meet you.

　　飯在鍋裏，我在牀上。

　　Rice in the pan, I in bed.

　　我若爲王，你必爲後。

　　If I as king, you will be later.

　　今夜我不關心人類，我只想你。

　　Tonight I don't care about human, I only miss you.